Noodles! >=(

Posted 2024-01-15 19:31:40

Are you in the middle of the Yucatan Jungle on a lawn chair, reading a book, drinking fresh pineapple juice, watching a Catapillar mine stone for your fence?

Maybe.

Are you sunburnt?

No.

Maybe a little.

Okay my torso feels like I put Sriracha on it after giving it a good scrub.

But it doesn't hurt!

(He screamed as tears rolled down his face and he sobbed)

Okay maybe it does hurt a lil.

But I ain't here for telling.

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