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I was walking to my back yard and I heard heavy rustling...I then watched a 8-10 pound iguana run up a 12 foot wall like nothing.

I NEVER thought those fuckers came in my yard!

I looked at my Old Dog and said "Let's get our asses back inside!"

"Were you scared Noodles?"

Nooooooo.

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