I Used to Be Bert...

Posted 2023-09-06 06:42:39

Now I'm Ernie.

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And fuck I'm craving a burger! =( I would touch myself and possibly smear this on my naked...

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Annnnnnnnd it's pretty damn good so far! Doesn't beat "Marianne" but close:

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I Do Wonder

If the push to get us to not eat RED MEAT is so men can't be strong. In 2021, when I almost died...

By 2023-03-06 23:42:48 1 971

Pop a gummy...Try this new whiskey I just bought. Make a late lunch for me and my fat Hua-Hua....

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A pretty teen was kidnapped and raped by some Piece of shit illegal...News reported it as he...

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