Was talking to my girl about some raviolis I made last night.

How I boiled them, drained them, then fried them in butter and minced garlic...Then made Texas Toast with garlic, melted monterey jack cheese and parmesan cheese.

She asked "How much Monterey Cheese did you did you put on the bread?"

I answered "Just thin slices."

She replied "Was it reeeeeeaaalllly thin slices?"

And I was insulted, sad and bewildered!

Then I remembered I cut some fat ass slices...Like at least half inch thick.

But how dare she assume I ate like a fatboy in December!

That's obviously racism!

Agism!

Ableism!

And possibly transphobia!