Because I can see like 80% of you having something like this happen.

Except for me and Dragon/Warhammer/Jet and possibly DeadCenter.

So stay out!  Cus I don't have that many Turkish Lira to bail you out!

I was beaten up by Turkish police and jailed for 20 days because I 'looked gay'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12324373/Turkish-police-jailed-man-20-days-looked-gay.html

I worry about you guys!  No black mesh shirts on vacation to Muslim countries guys!

Biker shorts and crop tops sure...But the mesh?  Oh noes!  Not on my watch.

Honestly, looking at the pic of the guy, I was shocked he wasn't on skates when he was arrested...With those old school 1970's white knee high socks with the stripes.

No you can't look in my sock drawer!