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Manly Scent!
So bought a bunch of these men soaps that smelled like pine, tar, wood and I got deodorants that didn't have all these weird poisons in it like aluminum, acetone or some weird by product.
I fucking smelled great!
For like 5 minutes, then that shit would fade...So last time I was in the states I bought all this shit that was suposedly natural and would last supposedly up to 3 days.
"Why Noodles? is it because you're so nervous of you're gigantic penis you swore you had?"
Errrrrm...Yeah...Totally.
I'll show it to you to prove my point, but it's a jewish holiday today and I can't cus of that...Seriously! It's Happy Purim, Cream and Lox, Yom Gal Gadot Day.
Anyways, it's because Merida during the hours of 12pm-7pm feels like you are 6 inches from the sun and you sweat like Joe Biden at a Girl Scout's Troop Meeting.
So I thought I'll go all natrual and still smell great.
Nope...I literally body showered all day long.
So my girl said: "Try mine...It's Dove."
Worked amazingly and now I have to go get some, because that Dove was legit and that expensive, natrual, snooty hippy ones were useless.
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