What? No Sir...I Promise I won't...THIS Time

Posted 2023-03-18 22:29:26

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I so want to "Sexually Exploit and Objectify" this person...How will I be able to control my ape like masturbation urge?

Yes...Through prayer, meditation and thoughts of puppies, baseball and Bea Authur.

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