For leaving me unsupervised.
If I had a wife...Errrrm that I was still married to that is.
Annnnnnnd if I had a kid you know at my chipper age of 52...Although in dog years I believe that's 876...Lunar Years.
As the crow flies.
In other news: An iguana family moved into my neighbors room and I see them once in awhile sunning or peeking.
It's only 2 but I hope they have Baby Iguanas.
Think of them as Jungle Possums...They eat a lot of pests.