For leaving me unsupervised. 

If I had a wife...Errrrm that I was still married to that is.

Annnnnnnd if I had a kid you know at my chipper age of 52...Although in dog years I believe that's 876...Lunar Years.

As the crow flies.

In other news:  An iguana family moved into my neighbors room and I see them once in awhile sunning or peeking.

It's only 2 but I hope they have Baby Iguanas.

Think of them as Jungle Possums...They eat a lot of pests.