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My Racist Dog

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So my old dog has a squeaky ducky and when the maid was here she accidently stepped on it, which shocked my dog to no end.

Even gave her the side eye.

Now she doesn't trust the maid or any Mayans...Probably thinks she's here to steal her duckie and her smelly fishy plush toy.

It's all making sense now.

 

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