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Now some say physical attractiveness is shallow...And it is!

But that's what our nature wants.

No one is trying to fuck midgets or dwarfs just because they're witty, recite Japanese Poetry and know all the song lyrics by Huey Lewis in the News ...Well Except me...Errrrm.

(In a whisper "Seriously have you seen some of these Dwarfs???)

No not those Dwarfs!  I mean some are quite errrrrm attractive.

(She's 4'5")

So anyways, the media keeps trying to make Kamala Harris's kid "A Thing" because she thinks she's a model in Paris.

Now I dislike Kama...But God knows I've fucked worse...She's a'ight...But her poor daughter got all the worst genes.

This chick thinks she's a model:

What is going on there???  

Can someone help her???

Is the International Red Cross available to introduce her to a dermatoligist and a non vision impaired woman to pick her outfit? 

Is Versace's sister available?

Errrrm forget that.

Either way I'm impressed with Kamala's Daughter's abilty to try to bend reality to her will.

She's like if Napoleon Dynamite had a baby with Garfunkle of Simon & Garfunkle...Yet she said "Fuck it my mother is the 2nd most powerful person in the world...I'm gorgeous and a model!  Deal with it!" I like her moxie!

I retrack everything I said prior.

 

 

 

 

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