My Absolute Joy in Life Right Now
Posted 2022-09-11 16:52:04
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"Is it prostitutes Noodles?"
No.
"Is it drinking and stuffing your lean yet handsome face that Hebrew National once decribed as givng him homo-erotic thoughts?"
No.
"Is it the fact, that there is literally a Lucha Libre Gym 1 kilometer from me and I so want to join?
No.
It's fucking killing mosquitos.
I have been on a DESTROY all mosquitos RAMPAGE.
I have bought Incense, difusers, lavender oil, Bug Off, swatters and these weird round plug ins that give off a scent they hate.
I have poured ammonia in the fountain at the house I'm in just in case.
I am going to nuke this city like Hiroshima to kill them.
Once I get the Nuke Codes from Putin who obviously got it from his puppet...Donald Trump!
Harumph!
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