Web Analytics

My Absolute Joy in Life Right Now

3
309

"Is it prostitutes Noodles?"

No.

"Is it drinking and stuffing your lean yet handsome face that Hebrew National once decribed as givng him homo-erotic thoughts?"

No.

"Is it the fact, that there is literally a Lucha Libre Gym 1 kilometer from me and I so want to join?

No.

It's fucking killing mosquitos.

I have been on a DESTROY all mosquitos RAMPAGE.

I have bought Incense, difusers, lavender oil, Bug Off, swatters and these weird round plug ins that give off a scent they hate.

I have poured ammonia in the fountain at the house I'm in just in case.

I am going to nuke this city like Hiroshima to kill them.

Once I get the Nuke Codes from Putin who obviously got it from his puppet...Donald Trump!

Harumph!

 

Like
Haha
4
Sponsored
Search
Sponsored
Categories
Read More
Party
Keep Your Eye On The Ball! >=(
Even if WWIII seems a small possibility, it could very much change things with a few well planted...
By Noodles123 2024-04-13 23:21:01 0 318
Causes
Opportunities
The world is crumbling with a Wisp of Madness and a Snippet of...
By Noodles123 2021-10-26 07:41:50 0 374
Home
Suspicious.
Years ago I used to drive home after 10pm and I would listen to AM Radio and ususally there were...
By Noodles123 2021-12-30 08:47:53 10 310
Music
Hexensabbatt
Hexensabbatt is an Audio CD available at Ko-fi .com Tombstyne-1875 or listen for free at Subs.tv...
By tombstyne1875 2022-04-11 12:05:16 0 351
Food
The Great Commandment
Is it to love one another? Help the poor and suffering? NO! It's to never let me eat Taco Bell...
By Noodles123 2022-08-04 19:56:39 0 311