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My Absolute Joy in Life Right Now

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"Is it prostitutes Noodles?"

No.

"Is it drinking and stuffing your lean yet handsome face that Hebrew National once decribed as givng him homo-erotic thoughts?"

No.

"Is it the fact, that there is literally a Lucha Libre Gym 1 kilometer from me and I so want to join?

No.

It's fucking killing mosquitos.

I have been on a DESTROY all mosquitos RAMPAGE.

I have bought Incense, difusers, lavender oil, Bug Off, swatters and these weird round plug ins that give off a scent they hate.

I have poured ammonia in the fountain at the house I'm in just in case.

I am going to nuke this city like Hiroshima to kill them.

Once I get the Nuke Codes from Putin who obviously got it from his puppet...Donald Trump!

Harumph!

 

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