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Got a call from a female friend.

She used the restroom at a liquor store and left her car keys ON THE COUNTER...Some black dude came in and stole her keys.

Who the fuck leaves the keys on the counter at some liquor store???

So she begs me to break into her apartment to get her fob in her house...Chick also left her window open:

So I break in, get the fob...Drive to her location.

Errrrm she never changed the battery on it like I told her to about 4 months ago...Meaning?  Car couldn't link with the fob.

Then the VAT key didn't work.

Being 11:30pm, I said odds on getting a battery are slim call the tow truck...She had cancelled that insurance to save $7 a month and I'm now wondering if she's mentally handicap.

Luckily the liquor store owner had a battery and I got her Fob to work.

Bitch owes me a Carne Asada Torta tomorrow...And no I'm not kidding.

I have no idea how some people are just constantly unprepared for ANYTHING.

 

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