So it's 6:20pm and I'm about to go out for my last night here in TJ and I'm 1 block away from this:

They built a GIANT Aztec Temple and it's fucking legit nice...As a strip joint.

LOL...I mean from the outside you would swear this was the real deal...But it's just a strip joint:

They actually hire famous porn stars every weekend...But I won't be going there and getting in trouble:

Instead I'm ging to be a Good Noodles, stay out of trouble and danger and get me some Tacos de Guerro and go to an old school ARCADE!

They got a bunch of my old favorite games like:

So much better than naked women...So much.

What?

Stop laughing at me!

I'm just sayin'!