I got bit by mosquitos everywhere till I got a bunch of anti-mosquito products...My back, my legs, my sweet ass, my shoulders etc.
"Noodles! What about your penis??? It's so large it couldn't be missed! I know this after peeking through your bathroom window as you showered!"- Brian Omen
Yes Omen...This is true but somehow my penis came out unscathed...My prayers and lit candle to Saint Johnson...Patron Saint of Penises worked!
I still remember the priest staring at me with angry eyes as I lit the candle after mass at my local cathedral.
I probably looked exactly like the pic.
It was a magical time.