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Lately ALMOST every movie made is a garbage repetition of the same plot formula or a remake which is just getting worse and worse even as the CGI gets better.

Case in point, they are pushing a Beverly Hills Cop series with Eddie Murphy trying to be THAT guy again.

Dude...You're my age...STOP dressing like you did at 21 back in like 1985.

Stop trying to look young, accept that we aged, wrinkled, take care of yourself and all, but you'll never see Noodles walking around in a muscle shirt that has Bart Simpson yelling "Cowabunga!" wearing ankle socks and low top white Keds along with tight red shorts, to go along with a mullet and a black friendship bracelet that has"I Love Tits" spelled out in red letters.

Nothing worse than being old, but trying to look young, in an unnatrual way...Like yes work out, stay lean, dress well etc, but DON'T dye your hair...DON'T Zoom your teeth...DON'T get face fillers...DON'T do weird shit with your wrinkles etc.

I like being old...I don't fuck wth my age, I don't wear T-Shirts with dragons, Tap Out, No Fear, Skulls or political party slogans and associations...I stroll, I sit at the park to read, I rock out with my headphones in my garden sipping on Tamarind Margarita like a Chubby MidWest Wife, vacationing in Cancun for the first time, who is afraid to drink anything but Margaritas. 

People just refusing to accept their age.

Ever see like some old ass dude still trying to dress like a "Rocker" from the 80's because he was "Punk" then?  But now he just looks ridiculous?

Yeah don't do that.

We can all love the genre, style or fashion of something, but everything evolves.

Someone for the love of God tell Robert Smith to shave his balding head, get a trainer, stay away from cookies, go get some Old Man New Balance tennis shoes and go for short brisk walks with his old chocolate Lab...Otto Van Weinershintzel. 

I love the man and his music, but dude...You have to let it go.

 

 

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