WTF is boofing Noodles?

Oh it's when you smear fentanyl on your anus or shoot it up so you can absorb it into your blood system.

Oh if only the Government of Maine would subsidize kits so degenerate drug users could give their lungs a break of smoking it.

If only the state would make kits that included wipes to clean their anuses in order to get a "Proper" high.

I don't even have to make shit up because reality is so weird already:

https://revolver.news/2024/06/maine-taxpayer-funded-boofing-kits-fentanyl-harm-reduction/

First, users are instructed to find a safe and private spot to “boof your drugs.”

Then, you mix your drugs in a tin with saline and wipe your hands and anus clean.

“Use the provided lube packet to coat the outside of the syringe, this will make insertion easier,” the flyer reads.

The tin, saline, syringe, lube and wipes are all provided in the kit.

“Lay on your side with your knees pulled up in a fetal position, or however is most comfortable. Insert the syringe into your rectum,” the flyer says, adding that the syringe need not go in all that far.

Once the user has just the tip in, they’re instructed to push the syringe plunger and “release your mixture” into the rectum.

Importantly, the guide advises to “let the syringe stay there for a minute so nothing leaks out.”