Are you in the middle of the Yucatan Jungle on a lawn chair, reading a book, drinking fresh pineapple juice, watching a Catapillar mine stone for your fence?
Maybe.
Are you sunburnt?
No.
Maybe a little.
Okay my torso feels like I put Sriracha on it after giving it a good scrub.
But it doesn't hurt!
(He screamed as tears rolled down his face and he sobbed)
Okay maybe it does hurt a lil.
But I ain't here for telling.