H.A.M.

Posted 2023-09-14 19:13:03

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So yesterday I basically paid a woman to beat my ass.

I went to my masseuse and it felt wonderful while she did a deep tissue massage with her elbow.

But that was yesterday.

Today this is me.

Someone! Bring me some Aleve, a margarita and a young college girl of dubious morals!

It's for research damn it! >=(

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