So watching a terrible European movie called "Killer Book Club" (Do NOT ask me why!) and the professor makes a move on the college girl in his office, being all clumsy and I was all:

"That guy was sleazy! And he has as much game with the women as a very young and dapper Richard Simmons"

But what if you had to have a meeting with a very young, fit and obviously hung Professor Noodles who gave required courses on "Racism 101: A Practical Guide on How To" and "The Kabbalah Labbah:  The Forbidden Jewish Dance" (Part II) and when you came inside my office it looked like the pic I posted?

Would you be crazy aroused?

Or just insanely aroused?

Please take your time in answering.

Also please LiveFreeOrDie let the ladies answer first this time...It's getting (Pauuuuuuuuuse) weiiiiird.

I mean.

I'm just sayin'.

What?