Damn

Posted 2023-07-10 08:24:58

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Was this weekend a wild ride of LSD, junk food and possibly sex that didn't involve Vick's Vapor Rub, my sex doll "Vickie" or a cantaloupe with a hole in it...Errrrrrm a large hole damn it!

Maybe.

Maybe not...What are you a fucking fed?

It was cathartic...It was hilarious...It was sad...It was fun and now I feel like being sober of everything for awhile.

It's like a Computer Reset.

Although we ate junk food like Shaggy and Scooby.

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