Made Some Salsa

Posté 2023-07-03 05:15:55

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Annnnnd had a few extra habaneros and serranos, so I tossed them in like a real man!

Added the veggies, garlic, red onions, oyster sauce etc and tasted it.

It was delicious!

Then 5 seconds later, I basically looked like Homer in this gif.

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