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As I went outside last night in my garden to let my dog pee...I walked out 2 steps and suddenly felt like 3-4 bites.

I mean not even a full second out the door.

I was shocked and thought I was having an allergic reaction, so went back in and popped some benadryl and put cream on just in case it was dry skin.

Within a minute of being out there, I felt like a pin cushion, but had no welts, bite marks or seen any mosquitos.

Today did the same, but with light and I felt a bite, looked down and there was a thick, big ass mosquito just sucking my blood like nothing.

Imeddiately smashed them then I felt a bite at my left ankle and there was another as one more was trying to land on my shoulder.

WTF???

Are these mosquitos on steroids?

They are CRAZY quick and their bite is mean.

I now assume that I had no allergy last night, I was just attacked by like a dozen of these little fucks at the same time.

Noodles HATES mosquitos with the same level of passion that Jesus had in that Mel Gibson movie.

Plot: The jews dislike Jesus so they get the Romans to kill Jesus...So they can pretend that TECHINICALLY they didn't.

They almost got away with it except they yelled that they didn't care if he was innocent and that the blood punishment should fall on them and their children and they were cool with that.

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