Noodles! You Spoil That Dog!

Posted 2023-06-25 04:39:44

"Whatever! I treat this dog like if it was a wild animal!"-Yelled Noodles while making sure to only add (3) IceCubes to Lola's water bowl, because (4) was too cold.

I bullshit you not, last night I couldn't find my right spot so I kept tossing and turning.

Then I felt eyes on me and I looked in the corner, where her blanket and toys are for her to sleep on and she was giving me the Grover Washington Jr. look.

Telepathically telling me "Simmer the fuck down and go to sleep! Ya bugging me Old Man!"

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