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Today Has been a Solid 9

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Only thing missing is midget hookers.

Errrrrrrm I mean little people sex workers...My bad.

I rode my bad ass bike into the downtown...I picked up some Noodles Funds...I sat a few with a friend.

I came back and walked my fat Dog...She forced me to my local bodega store where I HAD TO buy THREE Spicy Tamarindo Michaladas and some Beer...I came back popped a gummy and drank about 80 ounces of beer with lemon, chili and salt while listening to Morgan James.

Oh and I set up my light machine in the living room and it's like beautiful blue light reflections bouncing off the walls...Very Zen and whatnot.

Only thing better would be to .... Kamala Harris in front of her husband...For science...Errrrm yeah.

And the children.

WHAT?  You don't care about the children???

You Trumpie Bastard...That's why tomorrow is going to be a Blue Wave.

Because Presdent Biden is an amazing man who has done an amazing job!  He's so smart!

Man when him and Fetterman were on the stage together...I'll admit it...I had half an erection of the pride Biden brings in my heart.

Not like that mean guy tRUMP!

Wow
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