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You know how we all know people that are very anal about things...Like it has to be perfectly like only one way or they throw a tantrum or refuse to do something?

As I've got older I do like my things in a certain order, socks, t-shirts, towels folded a certain way...House tidy, but not Obsessive Meth Clean.

But there's people who freak out if food touches other food on the plate, there's a stain on something, one rose bush still needs pruning whatever etc.

But ever meet someone who is too much?

What if?   Stay with me on this one...ALL THE ANNOYING PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE WERE ACTUALLY ON THE SPECTRUM AND HAD ASPIE TRAITS?

Think about it...All this time we think there's only certain obvious traits, but what if that also means they have some of that bullshit, just not as extreme as that little fucking kid in the "Babbadook?"

Maybe someone should give them the "Stare in the Eye" test.

Honestly, I find that one is the most accurate, for figuring out if they are or their not.

Imagine how many millions just in the US would fall under that category.

Which would explain a lot of some people's rude behavior, inability to filter and understand that being rude in public to a stranger could be dangerous for your health.

Ever meet someone doing stupid shit and ask yourself "Is my cousin/brother/friend/classmate a retard?  Why is he sticking lighted fireworks in his ass on video? And why is it ALWAYS a white boy?"

Seriously, White Guys...Leave your anuses alone...Stop sticking things inside you to "Make your friends like you."

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I'm telling you, you don't have to stick a bottle of Coke up your ass to impress me...I'll still be your friend even if you don't.

I mean I like Pepsi a lot, but there are no missing glass Pepsi glass bottles at my house...YET.

Anyways, I think in a few years someone will focus on that because everyone likes to pretend they're handicap or a victim or some bullshit...But I could see quite a few people having that issue and it being they were just slightly off on the Spectrum.

Basically every Canadian and German.

(Pauseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

Hey Jet!  Step away from my Vintage Coke Glass Bottles Collection!

 

 

 

 

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