Should I get a T-Shirt?

Posted 2023-06-17 19:46:01

Got my yearly Blood Panel done...About 67 individual tests.

I'm killing it...Only thing that was SLIGHTLY elevated was my Cholesterol and my Sugar Levels and it was just barely over.

No numbers out of whack or STDs.

I think that be a smooth ass line to use at the bars:

Me: "Hey ladies, good evening. Can I buy you a Midorian Sour or Bud Light? By the way, just so you know...No Chlamydia...Just sayin'"

Them: "What about Syphillis Noodles?"

Me: "Well it was great meeting you, but I have to go!"

JUST KIDDING!

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