I flew too close to the sun.

"What happened Noodles???"-Said a breathless Hey Freaks Guy, who was wearing his favorite Rob Zombie Concert T-Shirt that he would brag about buying at a concert in Muncie...Truth was he got it at a Garage sale in the dollar bin and since he didn't have that dollar, he gave the seller an old fashion San Diego Hello.*

I then told my sad story of my ship of woe crashing on the rocks of the mighty island of Pathos and Apathy.

I made a 7 cheese sammich with BBQ sauce, avacado and a slab of steak and it tasted great, and looked great THEN SUDDENLY!

The various soft cheeses, along with the BBQ sauce and avocado made the  sammich bread fall apart the way that gay spiderman kid died in the Avengers flick.

I was left like Tony Starks AKA "Iron Man"...Looking stoic yet broken, but with a bigger penis, cus Robert Downy jr. probably ain't packing if you know what I mean?

Please don't judge me for my love of cheeses.

"What kind of cheeses Noodles?  Was there gouda???"-Asked some fat Hey Freaks guy who always played the class clown, but was secretly sad because no one knew his secret...He was a lesbian trapped in a man's body, who was racist and only liked Asians and White girls.

When will shame ever be gone???  Answer me that!

Anyways, I ate it, but it broke apart =(

But I did use Cotija, Bleu, Gouda, American, Panela, Oaxaca, Philly cheese.

*A sexual favor practiced in order to receive a small item of no value. I.e to-go containers, plastic silverware, cups, etc.

"Yes. I had to give a "San Diego Hello" to the man behind the counter at Taco Bell in order to get more Mild Sauce and napkins."