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Talking about my date and my creepiness

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So today I had a late lunch, in the park, with the guy i'm dating and we were talking and he tells me its disturbing that I don't laugh. I'm like what do you mean? Then he said I never laugh at stand up, he then proceeds to say even when I show him something I find funny I'll only do like a giggle or a light chuckle but I won't laugh. I told him "YES I DO, I crack up" but, apparently my version of cracking up isn't the standard. Him saying that made me go into a fit of laughter which then shows my teeth (for once). He proceeds to ask me if I'm wearing fangs, I tell him i'm not he then says "yes you are" which I once again tell him I'm not. I open my mouth to show him and he asks me why are they that pointy( my canines) , I tell him that people used to tell me I had vampire teeth but I thought I grew into them and they matched the rest of my teeth now. He then asks me can he touch them which, at first, I was reluctant to do but I decide why not he then touches the top ones and after asks to touch the bottom ones and then goes yep they're fangs .After this I proceed to bring up witchcraft. We both pause and I say yeah my "fangs" really match my personality. I guess I'm just born naturally creepy, luckily I love being a creep. 

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