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I Never Show It Till I Have It

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No not my penis..............(Pause).............Errrm why? You asking?

No, my supercitious ass never likes to get into too much detail into my plans or what I'm currently finishing till I have something solid in my hand.

When people tell others too many details, often even if they are friends or family they will secretly wish us failure...All that negative energy weighs and I have seen so maaaaaaaaaaaany times the Ship of Goals CRASH into the Rocks of Unexpected Bullshit Island.

People forget to sorta kinda hide their cards a little...I know sometimes we want to share because we're excited...The Wedding!...The Vacation!...The Concert!...The Love my GF or BF has for me!

Then you break up before the wedding...You get sick or really hurt before your vacation...Your car breaks down on the night of the concert...You catch your BF/GF on Tinder trading anal sexual tricks for small bags of granola with dried cranberries and dirty smelly stained white socks or nudes of Elderly Jewish Men wearing only a Tallit and a monocle. 

So UNTIL you have it...I say keep it kinda cool.

That being said...I just had my rooftop patio finished yesterday...Just need some sort of awning up there.

And NOW I can show it.

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