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I had a wonderful Sunday and cleaned and cleaned and cleaned.

Painted my sink and counter...Finished a table...Hung my hammock.

Cooked and am preparing to can (72) mason jars of beef stew as soon as I get my pressure cooker.

I sounded like a 55 year old white wife from Iowa as I typed that.

(Cringe)

But if it works I can can veggies, fruit...Make jam/preserves etc.

Jesus!  Now I sounded like a 55 year old, white, Mormon wife from outside Salt Lake City, preparing food stocks to take care of my family and my 7 sister wives and their 53 extremely well behaved and polite kids.

All named after weird Bible Characters like Zechariah and Malachai...Who will wed their High School Sweetheart Cousin after doing a 2 year Sabbatical in Rwanda, helping the natives purify their water and to learn the Book of Mormon.

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