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Cus I am asswhipping black men tonight!

On Dominoes mind you.

Smashing these motherfuckers...And what's even tastier is I tell them when I reach a 15 game lead I have to stop playing them and they get mad, but they can't stop me cus they can't beat me.

People who don't play bones don't understand what it means for black guys to lose to who I assume they think is white (Noodles)...Even though I'm not.

Cus a bunch come talking that talk then leave all quiet.

I assume some have done time because they play very well.

I had gone on a losing streak, then at New Year's I decided to change my style, no scraps and it's improved my winning percentage by about 14% which is HUGE.

They can't even talk shit because it's KIng of the Mountain rules...You can stay if you win...If not?

You get eliminated and sent back to the minors to play bored housewives and begginers. 

#dontputthatinyourbutt

 

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