So got my military torch, my 30 liter tank of gas etc...Get to connecting it and NOTHING.

Will not go in and link...So I assume it's because it's for butane, not natrual gas.

I return it and get this flimsy piece of crap, but it's the only one that's available.

I go to connect it and AGAIN it refuses to link.

I sit down for awhile and out of the blue a voice says "Go the opposite way."

I'm like "No it's righty tighty and lefty loosie, that's how it's ALWAYS been."

Lo and behold it was the opposite.

WHY?

DA FUCK?

So now I'm wondering if my bad ass one from Germany actually was fine, just done in some weird Metric Opposite way, from the best country in the world...The US!

Fuck the metric system!

Fuck you English speaking countries that don't speak American and do things like Americans.

Now I go back to FINALLY start burning and painting the wood since my furniture gets here tomorrow and lo and behold there's a small leak.

Am I going to light a hose connected to 30 liters of basically a gas filled explosive? Noooooo...Cus that's how Noodles ends up blown up in some ICU ward.

So now have to properly seal it, to make sure there's no leaks.

So close yet so far.

Again...Quote me:

Fuck the Metric System.

Murica!