Arnold Palmer for Me Please

Posted 2022-12-20 02:53:58

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So I have a weird orange-lemon tree hybrid and every now and then I shake the tree like Charie Brown shaking the tree to get his kite out.

Then I pick up these bitter oranges or sweet lemons whichever way you want to look at it.

I squeeze them in my GIANT ASS juicer and I make excellent Arnold Palmers...So fuck Soda!

Except Orange and Grape Crush and Pepsi with limes.

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