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Want the last piece of pizza in the box?

Want to spit in your BFF's mom's mouth?

Want to demand to be able to use your nasty brother's silicone sex doll AND NOT CLEAN IT UP AFTERWARDS?  Just shove that back in the closet that is filled with the musty scent of BO, pot and shame?

Want to wage a 20 year war in Afghanistan and spend over 1.5 trillion dollars that went straight into the Military Industry Complex, cost thousands of deaths and injuries to our troops then lose all the territory and about 82 billion in equipment in under 11 days to a bunch of goat herders?

All you have to say is:

"If you don''t let me do THIS...The terrorists win!  Is that what you want you selfish piece of garabge???"

 

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