Obviously, I have it going on! 

I mean why else am I getting like 10 of these a day?  Am I right?

(Looks magestically out a window)

Here's the actual email I got...I never knew women liked slightly older men like myself...Like a few months past 25.

"Life is Short.. Need-A Physical Relationship... 

I Need a Bed Partner. Older man my favorites. I Want you to Give Me a Beautiful moment.  

I Don't need-any money for-this. I Have No husband. I Can't be Satisfied with My Fingers.  i'll pay you if You Satisfied me? My profile is the Seat and we talk. 

Let's Get Together..."

Mmmmmmm finally a real woman that knows what she wants!

Although she's in Nigeria or India and I just need to send her a few thousnds of dollars so we can talk...She has money, but it's all stuck in her diamond mine that she probably has.

What???

She sounds nice!

Her honesty is refreshing!

What???

I'm just sayin'