So I Was Slightly Drunk

Postado 2022-05-18 06:03:36

And in my Jameson Whiskey blurr I read someone talking about snakes on here and I was going to quip:

"Snake is what I also call my penis"

Then put up this pic:

"Snake Plissken that is."

Then I started laughing at my own joke...Then I reflected and said "No Noodles will be good."

And I was...No penis jokes for this guy!

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