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My Adventures in the Matrix

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Sometimes while drunk and looking down the Rabbit Hole of insane theories you come up on something that just stays with you.

Then with the popularity of "The Matrix" it becomes hard to forget...Almost like a breadcrumb trail made to show you the way.

A guide for the dumb...What theory?  

"The Simulation Hypothesis" that we are basically living in a giant universal SIMS game...We exist but aren't real.

We exist and cease to exist on a whim.

The world is like an old cool video game and the aliens or whatever the fuck they are are getting bored...Their "Machine" keeps trying to set up new games within the game to amuse our "Watchers" but the "Machine" is running out of plots for this game.

They are throwing EVERYTHING on the screen to keep us involved as NPCs, but the plots are jsut getting ridiculous.

Weird wars, fake footage, bio-weapon labs, UFOS, threat of Nuclear War from THREE different countries...So while in Europe they are going for that 1942 Look with death, storms, hunger, war and famine.

On our side it's the arguement if trading Wilson to the Colts made sense...If this Surf and Turf Sammich at McDonald's is delicious or disgusting?  (Meat/Fish Big Mac):

Or if I'll ever get 10 likes for my ass shaking video on Tik Tok where I shake it to...Bootilicious by "Beyonce"

I swear sometimes you see the politicians talking and it's like this WHOLE thing is just one giant illusion.

They will straight look you in the eye and tell you that what you are seeing is a lie:

I don't even know what to say with all the weird things buzzing in the air...Nothing is real and everything is a dark illusion of what you thought it was.

I take it back...There is one thing I'll say:

"This shit in the next 20 years is going to be INSANE!"

It's going to be terrible, but AMAZING!

I though the late 80's was wild!  This might be some Macho Man Insanity!

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