So in like 1978 my Papa said "I feel like Siete Mares"

So my Mama and I got in the car and he took us deep into the Rough Strip Joint District in TJ...Which I suddenly am wondering how the fuck he knew it was there?

Errrrrm I retract my question after looking at the chick in the green shorts...I've played pool at that place.   :P

Anyways, we got to some dusty back alley...He honked and some shady guys opened this huge metal gate annnnnd that shit was like a Palace!

All brick, fountain, tables, mariachi or banda playing, patio bar going annnnnnnnnnnnd?

They had giant tortises walking around.

And let me tell you those fuckers are HUGE.

Then we ate some Caldo de Cahuama...Which is now illegal.

But that shit was fucking delicious...I'm sorry it was!

MMMMM I'll be in Tijuana by tommorow night and I'm going to eat terribly this week!  Just like this fine ass lady!

Been craving chicken legs in pineapple sauce...Never seen them in the US: