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So watching that Netflix documentary on Bryan Johnson, the super rich dude who is trying to look young.

Obviously becoming trans, but who has a high T score of 796 which would have me fighting everyone and fucking every WARM apple pie in town.

Possibly all the peach ones too.

WARM.

I'm just saying.

Anyways, dude had a very specific list on EVERY part of his body and what he wanted to work on.

I scanned the list and I SWEAR I SAW that he wanted to have his rectum to be as tight as it was at 15.

WTF???

That is oddly specific.

Not have a young rectum, but down to a specific year.

What EXACTLY did he do to his anus in the 1980s that made it lose elasticity after 15???

Was fisting his go to as a young teen???

Is he German???

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