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My Extremely Young Fit Mexy Sexy Body Hurts

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So I moved today.

Stayed up packing till 2am last night.

Was I high on gummies at the time?

Possiblemente.

My beautiful kitchen that had just been wiped, swept, mopped and cleaned now looks like a hoarder moved in and had a massive seizure and started throwing things around.

Buuuuuuuut...I'm in my new place and going to live in my kitchen for like 6 weeks while they finish my bedroom.

How big is my kitchen you ask?

688 square feet, not too bad... Basically the size of a small studio.

I'll get by and once I get some of this mess under control and properly situated I'll take a pic.

Fuuuuuuck my body aches and all I want to do is eat KFC and watch Squidbillies.

But I won't cus I got Noodle stuff to do.

😞

Oh and I'm connected through Starlink and it's waaaaay better than Telcel down here.

Come here!

I wanna tell you sumtin!

Closer!

(Noodles loudly whispers with unwashed hate)

"Telcel sucks unwashed donkey balls...Fuck Telcel with the power of 10 exploding Red Dwarf Stars collapsing in themselves into Black Holes."

Just sayin.

 

 

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