How I Know I'm Old

Posted 2021-11-09 03:31:38

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I spend like 2 times a week moving my furniture in the living room so I can sweep, mop and wax my floor.

Then afterwards I stand there with my lights dimmed admiring the glow drinking some very fine wine.

In a box...Like the Kardashians probably do.

Exactly like Kim.

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