So my girlie left back for the states on Thursday.
So I was free this weekend and was tempted to go to my local cantina and drink ๐ป a few.
Then I thought: ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค
"Without my gf, I look like some old Ex-Pat drunk at the bar trying too hard."
So I stayed my ass home, popped a few gummies and cooked while listening to 1970's Arena Rock on my ๐ง and Fuuuuuuuuuuck it was very nice, then my Fat Dogs and I started watching Sponge Bob and tried catching all the Adult Humor in it.
THERE'S A LOT. ๐
Because that's what 53 year old Noodles should obviously do on Saturday nights, rather than get into mischief in some Mexican Cantina deep in some jungle filled Peninsula state full of ๐ s ๐ฆs ๐ฆs and underground cenotes ๐๐๐.
"Yeah Noodles but you live in the city... There's only ๐ฆs๐ฆs in the city. "
But about 95% of the state is UNDEVELOPED.
THAT'S INSANE.
Like some Wyoming shit where everyone lives in clusters with a few in the rural area.
Anyways! I thought about when I was like 7 and my Brother in Law sent me to the liquor store with his ๐ชช a $20 dollar ๐ต and a note that said I was his son buying it for him.
Clerk looked at me and gave me the ๐บ, the cigarettes ๐ฌ and my change without missing a beat.
God I miss the 70's.
Although not sure about rocking these yellow ๐s and pimp hat.
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