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Since my place is going to be slightly off the trodden path I'm looking at Starlink Internet when the time comes.

That shit is plug it in and point at the sky and BAM!

Reliable fast internet service.

Yes there is cheaper, but in my area it be stupid not to pay a little extra to stay connected and not argue in Spanish on some Customer Service Line with some Mexican Internet Representative named Jesus de Cristo de la Cruz or his female partner Maria Guadalupe de los Altos.

Them in an exagerrated Mexican Accent:

Them:  "So what is wrong again?  Señior Noodles?"

Noodles:  "I have no service."

Them:  "So you are saying you are having no signal?"

Noodles:  "For the 5th time yes!"

Them:  "Have you fed it delicious tacos and left a Bud Light Can of beer as a bribe?"

So skip all dat...I'll just get SL...It is surprisingly not too expensive for the speed...Only thing that SUCKS, is you have to buy the hardware.

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