Web Analytics

Soooooooooooooooo

2
1K

Was walking my dog and a neighbor saw me and said:  "My tree gave me too many, here try some."

She handed me a small bag with 6 weird Kiwi looking fruits...Harder skin and some slight fuzz.

I asked what they were and she mentioned some weird Mayan name that I will never be able to remember.

Popped them in the fridge and forgot for about 3 days...Then last night I said Ill try em.

Ugly things TBH, then I cut it open and it was like brownish with no real smell...Maybe a little sweet...Slight scent.

The fruit was like seperated like orange sections and then I tasted it.

It was like a combination of Apple + Pear + Banana + a bit of molasses...Very good when cold and very sweet!

Like I am 100% sure I could make some liquor out of this if fermented...I gave it a solid 8 1/2.

Not as great as a Mango or a Boshe/Asian Pear, but very good.

Don't ask me what it's called, because I swear they are making up words in Mayan to confuse a Noodles.

I think it's these and they look like the Mamay...But smaller.

 

Like
1
Sponsorizzato
Cerca
Sponsorizzato
Categorie
Leggi tutto
Music
Holy Fooook!
3 guesses who got rejected from Incel.com?  Those manly hunks refused to have me join them...
By Noodles123 2023-04-22 05:49:39 2 952
Networking
This Is Just Getting Weird Now
So I write this long thing on how everything appears to be a manipulation on the news, tv,...
By Noodles123 2023-03-29 04:45:35 8 1K
Shopping
Inclusiveness = Fucking Weirdos or Scams
It sounds nice...Supposedly means to accept everyone in a good way and respect one another. But...
By Noodles123 2023-06-20 15:51:45 0 1K
Literature
So WhatCha Trying To Say Noodles?
The primary theme of Fahrenheit 451 is censorship. In Bradbury’s dystopia,...
By Noodles123 2023-07-26 08:02:53 0 997
Health
Dumb as a Bag of Rocks
Get a call, see it's my silly friend so I let it go to Voice message, chick is sick yet...
By Noodles123 2023-03-14 03:05:29 4 969