Was on the 580 heading towards San Jose chatting with my girl.

Yeah she's real...I swear!

No you can't see or talk to her she's errrrm mute and shy.

What?

I'm just sayin'

Anyways, the fucking Mapquest was garbage which goes back to my "Internet Rot" theory, while we talked about all the suspicious airplane trails that weren't evaporating which goes back to my "Chem Trail" theory, when in the distance we saw a silver orb.

About 2500 feet off in the distance, and not huge but maybe 8'-10' x 8'-10' feet.

We kept staring at it to see if it was just a 🎈.

Stared at it for about 20 seconds and it just disappeared.

Didn't glow and zoom like another I'd seen but we both went "Whoa!"

Could it be a secret government plane?

Sure... BUT is the best way to hide it by flying it over a crazy congested freeway in the Bay Area?

Probably not.

It's a fucking UFO.

I wish it was like the giant fried egg one I saw in Costa Rica.

There be no question about what it was then. 

👽 👽 👽