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Whoa! Not Going To Make It!

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On hour 24 of my 72 hour fast and I'm huuuuuungry!

I deforsted things, but I can't eat them till Wednesday at 12:03am.

Grumble Grumble Grumble

Wednesday at 12:03 am, I am going to eat a big fat juicy burger with 4 slices of cheese!

Don't judge me!

This is what I dream of...But with Sriacha Mayo and crisp tomatoes and pickles.

I would marry that cheeseburger, then smear it on my chest and slowly eat it while laying on my bed watching Netflix in the nude...With long black soccer stockings.

Please don't cyberbully me for liking cheese and pickles and loving kittens!

It's my sensitve nature!

 

 

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