And noticed how beautiful and blue the sky was with cartoonlike fluffy clouds...I'm 3-4 miles from the International Airport, but I can literally see 25+ miles into the distance since it's so clear.

No Chem Trails.

Back home, between Sac and San Francisco the entire sky was crisscrossed with them.

Of course you could say, "Well it's the weather Noodles...It's colder in the US than on the Yucatan Penninsula...Duh."

Okay so why are there all kinds in warm humid areas like mine in FLorida, Texas, Hawaii, Georgia, Luoisiana, Mississipi etc?

Why was it when I went to Amsterdam and Belgium there were none in their countries?

Is it some sort of magic that only allows planes to make those "trails" in the US or certain areas?

What do I think?  They're SPECIFICALLY fucking Americans over.

How do I know besides my paranoia?

Welllllllll there's tons of food, juices, products, meds that are sold both in the US and other parts of the world.

Same Company...Same Product...Totally

Different Ingredients.

Say Oreos or a even say a Mountain Dew.

"So what Noodles?  The FDA says that the ingredients are not harmful to humans...Dweeb."

Nope...The American products are filled with POISON, GARBAGE that literally DISSOLVES HUMAN DNA.

No, no I didn't stutter...It does that shit or make you infertile by damaging Men's T Levels.

No T?  No drive, no muscle, no ability to fight back annnnnnnnnnd no ability to have babies.

I'm telling you...I'm not crazy, they're hitting you guys up North, with every single thing they can to fuck up your reproductive and endochrine system.

They're Chemically Sterilizing you.

EDTA hurts Reproduction, Vegtable Oil causes Cancer, Yellow 5 causes DNA Break up and Cancers, Benzoate Caffeine causes tons of issues, but what they never mentioned that when mixed with common food it causes a chemical reaction that forms ammonia in your system etc etc.

You can look at any process food in the US and compare to the EU/UK or other countries.

Now I know you all know this...We all kind of do...But we just assume everything is garbage and that everything is in such small quantities that it doesn't matter.

Many of the chemicals do not flush out well and stay in the system from weeks to months or as in the case of mercury?  Never...It just stays in your brain tissue.

It's how you get Super Powers!  Right?

What?

It's not?

It's a highly toxic substance only less poisonous than radioactive material?

No way!  The FDA would never fuck us over by poisoning our air, water, meds or food!

Or maybe they would.

I highly suggest you all look at the specific ingredients if you get too many upset stomachs, headaches or just feel out of it...Too much caffeine causes anxiety, ADHD, depression etc for example.

Everything has a reason.

Even my impromptu nude jazz dancing...It has a purpose.

That purpose?

To arouse Da Ladies.

But not the sexually confused men, you hear that @Chunk_Norris!  I'm off limits! 

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Don't ask questions!  Just do it!  

"Like your mom"-Whispered Noodles underneath his breath.