Hour 50 of My Fast

Postado 2023-09-19 08:17:46

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And I've been sitting here planning my cheat meal.

Like some Fat Kid dreaming of sex with cupcakes, crepes and cake.

Don't judge me!

But actually steak sounds great, but my fast ends at 12 am so unless I'm going out to a Mexican Denny's or a Dennyo's there will be no steak just Turkey Ham, Cheese, Avacado Sammiches with Doritos.

Sigh.

I love you Turkey Ham Sammich!

Damn the law I say! Let's get married!

Let's give them sumptin' to talk about!

(Pause)

No! Not Anal!

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